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Theater Day and Evening

Hit three theatrical events yesterday.

Signature Theater/Target day had musical performances from upcoming shows: The Hollow, The Boy Detective Fails, Hairspray, Xanadu

Went upstairs and watched a master class in dance. She broke down simple moves from Hairspray so the students could try to keep up. Later she told us that there would be double and triple the moves that we saw in the production number.

After watching roller skaters doing dance moves in the parking lot in the 100 degree heat, we had enough.

Went to Fringe Festival and saw Alice, a play that humanizes the daughter of Theodore Roosevelt. Sometimes it felt a little more like a history lesson than a drama but…

Later that evening went to see the fifth of six versions of the Match Game at Studio Theater. Great fun with the celebrities of Washington trying to outraunch each other.  Michael O’Sullivan, Tim Tate, The Sweater Sisters, Mark Lewis, David Catana, and Rick Klein did really well. Almost reminded me fondly of the old game show from the 1970s with its double entendres, puns, titillation. Good job done by all!!!

Hotel F#ck

Fringe Festival in Washington, DC.

Seen some real dogs over the years, but some fun ones too!
Hotel Fuck at Fort Fringe by Washington Shakespeare Company was energizing and intriguing.
Two friends walked off mad. One said it was worst thing he’d ever seen by twice.
Performances were amazing.
Richard Foreman’s Off-Broadway show from the late 1990s questions sex, desire, how we think, wish fulfillment.

Does going somewhere else, a place, a vacation make us behave differently than we do at home? If we don’t get sex would we get it because we went to the Hotel Fuck?
If we are ignored, won’t we still be ignored.
Hotel Fuck contains full nudity and yet makes it look trashy, unattractive, challenging our notions of the body and desire.
Is Hotel Fuck a metaphor for the commercialization of sex? The play asks what are we buying and do we have any control over our desires, over sexual feelings, even over whether that desire is turned upside down into a sentimental feeling.

A review:

You could make up a lot of things in your head about a play called Hotel Fuck before ever entering the theater. Written by Richard Foreman for the Ontological-Hysteric Theatre in 1998, Hotel Fuck (hereinafter to be referred to as HF) makes it its business to defy description and assault your sensibilities, most  particularly regarding any remnants of prudishness you might have left regarding the act of sexual intercourse.

Photo: Dru Sefton

It has an interesting beginning. It has a lengthy, eventually tedious middle filled with raunchy comedy, enervating ensemble work, some outstanding individual performances, sound and fury aplenty…… but no ending. After an hour or so, it just stops.

So WTF happened? Well, nothing really. HF is sort of a combination of Waiting for Godot and the Kingston Trio’s “Charlie on the M.T.A.”: “Well did he ever return, no, he never returned and his fate is still unlearned. He will ride forever through the streets of Boston. He’s the man who never returned.” (repeat over and over several times) If you can wrap your mind around Samuel Becket on the same stage with the Kingston Trio you can start to get a sense of the 2011 version of Foreman’s 1998 avant garde play. But don’t hold me to that.

Apparently Christopher Henley, who both directed and played a principal role in the piece, has a fascination with Foreman’s work and decided the Fringe Festival is the perfect venue for it. Bravo, I say. It is, indeed, the perfect venue. Henley and his cast are to be congratulated for making some very fine chicken salad out of some dusty old chicken feathers. The Fringe Festival has a share in their triumph having given Henley the freedom he was seeking to explore the outermost edges of what he and his crew can do.

They have forged an ensemble piece here that literally carries the audience along on the sheer strength of their energy and ingenuity. The play is wonderfully choreographed and moves at breakneck speed, barely giving one time to laugh at some of the terrific comic moments generated by a fine cast.

It was almost impossible to take my eyes off Jay Hardee who gives one of the finest funniest female impersonations I’ve ever witnessed. Hardee employs a variety of accents ranging from Nazi German to honeydew, deep-south Alabama to red-neck Arkansas. He moves in and out of them so quickly, complimented by some excruciatingly funny facial contortions, that I was not entirely certain even he knew which accent was coming next. And there was never a doubt as to his sex on stage. He is all woman.

Frank Britton, as Giza von Goldenheim, commanded the stage from time to time and rivaled Hardee with his flair for different personas and voices and his comic timing. Henley himself, taking the role of Tony Turbo, is a dead ringer for Michael Palin of Monty Python fame. He is every bit as funny as Palin when the situation calls for mock indignation or perhaps just the right twist of an off color insult.

Henley is to be commended in particular for his direction. This company threw its heart and soul, as well as the rest of its body parts, into this show. Their group dynamics were as precise as a Ballanchine ballet, and their timing was impeccable. The imagination employed in the use of a variety of phallic props was terribly clever and often side-splittingly funny.

James Majewski and William Hayes have the misfortune of sharing the stage with Hardee, Britton and Henley. Both are young and exceedingly earnest yet do not have the distinguishing physical features and natural comic presence of the others. They are fine actors, however, and blend in seamlessly when it’s time for the ensemble unit to click into action (which is quite often)  – no small feat by any means. Gabriel Swee does nicely as the playwright’s pawn, a sort of twisted “Deus Ex Machina,” as well as with an impressive variety of walk-on characters.

The performance does get a little tedious at some point. It is mostly loud and fast without much variety in the pace or tone until it slows down near the very end before coming to that aforementioned screeching halt. I began wondering when and how it would end at some point and stole furtive glances at my watch only to be drawn back lest I miss something really, really funny and adventuresome.

All in all, it is a bravura performance on the part of WSC and more than enough to whet the appetite to see one of their main stage presentations.

A note about the rating system: Were I to rate the play on the basis of its strengths and weaknesses as a script, it would get a 1 (lowest rating). Were I to rate only the energy, cleverness, and theatrical prowess of the directing and acting, I would be tempted to give it a 5 (highest rating). Because it is such a thoroughly enjoyable theatregoing experience and in spite of the weaknesses in the script, it deserves a “4.”

Here’s a negative review:
The dramatic conflict of Hotel Fuck, if there is one, is the cast’s search for the elusive hotel, and the fear that they will end up at the antithesis of the hospitality they seek: The Hotel Beautiful Roses. If this sounds to you like not even pretentious crap, but sheer crap, I would not order you to turn in your dramaturg’s credentials, you philistine! But almost out of spite, ideas rise from the steaming crap: the tension between beauty and brutality, a sexuality that replaces mature intimacy with adolescent show; the power of profanity, and the diminishing returns on its overuse; and the ability of good actors to create a semblance of drama where there seems to be none.

A few of the actors make the best of the material. Swee and William Hayes. the latter of whom was recently seen in The Room Live at the AFI, take the material as seriously as they can, and Hayes has a few monologues that would not seem out of place in a Real Drama, if said drama were about the search for an elusive Hotel Fuck. But there’s only so much even a good actor can do with lines like, “I’m a big turd,” and the rest of the cast is directed to camp it up to High Heaven. I am not a fan of deliberate camp — the knowing, winking, Hey I get it’s a joke tone. But that tone has its adherents, and If you like your actors to relentlessly mug for an audience, then Capital Fringe has a show for you.

Hotel Fuck is precious and can’t help but scream its unsubtle intentions.There are relatively quiet interludes scattered throughout its 70 minute duration, but only the dedicated follower of camp will want to wait that long.

Must See Movie

Erroll Morris has done it again. Even if you are not a fan of The Thin Blue Line or Fog of War, you will be amazed at Tabloid.

The movie’s pacing is amazing. You are gripped from the very beginning and willingly follow along a zany path.

Sometimes, you think, “What can possibly come next?” then something improbable and crazy happens and you shake your head. Only in the 1970s could this craziness happen!

The movie comments on the British tabloid press which is ironic since Murdoch’s papers are in so much trouble in Britain for their wire tapping, and other illegal activities.

My Mormon friends have never heard of this scandal and they need to see it.

Money, Power or Both

NBA lockout. Money: Owners claim that 22 franchises of 30 teams are losing money.

Players say only half that many teams are losing money.

Power: owners want to pick who plays on their teams.

Players: like LeBron, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh all decide to go to Miami Heat.

Top 100 teams with largest average salaries per player:

Los Angeles Lakers are fourth with an average annual salary per player of $.65 million, only two Spanish soccer teams and the NY Yankees are higher. Here’s the kick: NBA teams paid players an average of $4.6 million a year, the highest of any league. They had all teams on the list with the Minnesota Timberwolves the lowest average salary of $2.6 million.

Major League Baseball had 18 of 31 teams ranked ahead of the lowest paying NBA team (Timberwolves– 40% paid players less than any NBA team)

National Football League had 7 out of  32 teams ranked ahead of the Timberwolves (only 20% of the NFL teams paid more in salary than the lowest NBA team)

National Hockey League had 5 out of 30 teams ranked ahead of the Timberwolves (only 16% of the NHL teams paid more in salary than the lowest NBA team).

Any wonder they are fighting over money and power is what gives the side ability to win the splitting up of the money duel.